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What Men Say About Marriage (Jokes)

Editor’s note:  In this post, we share with you some nice jokes on marriage and what men say about it. Enjoy a time of fun and laughter with your partner 🙂 ♥ Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband. ♥ My wife and …

Can Humor and Religion Go Hand in Hand?

Can Humor and Religion Go Hand in Hand?

If humor is done well, and done to please Allah, it can actually be an act of worship for which we are rewarded by Allah, and helps fill up our book of good deeds on the day of judgment! Here are three scenarios where humor can actually be a great thing in creating a lasting legacy!

Circulating Jokes that Mock Religion on Social Media

Circulating Jokes that Mock Religion on Social Media: Allowed?

Wa `alaykum As-Salamu waRahmatullahi wa Barakatuh. In the Name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.  All praise and thanks are due to Allah, and peace and blessings be upon His Messenger. In this fatwa: 1- If the jokes are circulated out of ignorance or are not intended to make fun of religion, then it is imperative that we advise …

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Nice Jokes Women Say About Men

“If  you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.”   “Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said;  after marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.”   The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found …


Put on Smiles: Funny Quotes About Marriage

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” ~ James Holt McGavran “A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.” ~ Milton Berle “I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like …

Humor in Muslim Heritage

Did you hear the one about the Priest, the Rabbi, and the Imam who walked in to a bar? Of course not! Imams don’t drink. Bad jokes aside, most of the non-Muslim world imagines that Muslims live humorless and austere lives, never even cracking a smile.

Art, Fiction and Jokes: All Fun Forbidden?

Art, Fiction and Jokes: All Fun Forbidden?

Salam Dear Sister, Thank you for your question and for contacting Ask About Islam. The view that art, literature and jokes are forbidden in Islam seems to be a widely held belief among ordinary Muslims. This is because they are looked upon as mere trivialities that distract from serious religious duties. And any work that …

A Time to Forgive Others

Muslims rejoice inwardly because they are hopeful that they emerged from Ramadan as a clean slate; that is, with all their previous sins wiped out after having received forgiveness from Allah.

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