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What Men Say about Marriage (Just for Fun)

Laugh Out Loud...

Editor’s note: 

In this post, we share with you some nice jokes on marriage and what men say about it.

Enjoy a time of fun and laughter with your partner 🙂

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.

My wife and I always compromise; I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.